Target Practice

Is your diploma hanging on the wall just taking up space? Why not practice your marksmanship during your spare time? Fun for all ages!

The Return!

I am pleased to announced that I will proceed with daily postings as soon as this weekend! Stay tuned!

New Updates!

There will be posts coming soon!

Anyways, I did get 1 offer for a book deal from a literary agent 3 weeks ago. Hopefully, it is going to go somewhere, but I am not going to be banking on it.

If anyone does have interest in contacting me for any projects, please email me either at ken@infinitybuster.com or duckdodgersbatscleanup@gmail.com

1 Week Recess!

We will be back next week!

Confetti

Celebrate the correct way with homemade confetti recycled from your college diploma. Not only is it easy to make, it is biodegradable. Make it rain!

Coaster

Keep that cold drink from forming unwanted rings with this practical coaster made out of your college diploma. Classy!

Paper People

Paper crafts are always fun. With your college diploma, it will no doubt be the most folding and scissor-toting enjoyment you will have in quite a while.

Basketball

Lost your Nerf ball but don't want the fun to stop? Slam it in with this makeshift basketball made from the wonderful essence that was once your college diploma.

Tie

Wear your diploma where people can see it! Being proper for a job interview has never been this groundbreaking before. Looking good never looked so smart. Guaranteed to make their heads turn!

Paper Towel

Cleaning has never been more fun than with this college diploma paper towel. The best part is that after you clean up life's messes, you can gladly throw this diploma in the trash where it belongs!

Picture Frame

Display your photographic memories with something that required you have photographic memory for the past four years. As one of my personal favorite things to do with a college diploma, this picture frame really the best of my works. Ahh, stroking my personal ego.

Chopstick Holder

Make every meal like one at a Chinese restaurant by nicely folding a classy chopstick holder fashioned out of the your college diploma. Just looking at it makes your salivate.

Hacky Sack

Playing hacky sack on the campus lawn during the lull between class is a college pastime. Relive those wonderful moments kicking a sack made out of your college diploma!

Handkerchief

Doubling in function and fashion, the sophisticated college graduate should always keep a handkerchief handy. Not only does this diploma handkerchief wipe sweat off your head during a nervous job interview, it can always remind the interviewer your academic achievement even though it probably wont help. D'oh!

Tissues

As a tool of soaking up tears and keeping snot in check, tissues are an essential part of daily life and good personal hygiene. No doubt, your college diploma will serve these purposes quite admirably. Behold the power of the sheepskin!

Pet Hat

Pets always look cuter in clothing. But don't go to a boutique to buy that stylish pet hat. Create it out of your college diploma for that frugal and personal touch your special buddy will appreciate.

Novelty Handcuffs

Cannot afford those novelty handcuffs for that particular role play? Fret no more! Commemorate those four years of scholastic prison by fashioning a pair of biodegradable handcuffs out of the college diploma you hold so dear.

Place Mat

Just because you are eating for cheap doesn't mean you should dirty your table like a savage. Always use your diploma to keep the dinner table from unnecessary messes!

Cage Liner

Little pets make big messes. Remember to line their cage with your absorbent diploma and witness less time cleaning up as well as providing an entertaining toy for your animal friend.

Door Hanger

Remember getting locked out of your dorm room because the roommate had to "study"? Now you can keep unwanted guests from pestering you during your hours at home being unemployed!

Mousepad

A mousepad should be a reflection of its user's personality. Nothing will exemplify an out-of-work scholar more than this diploma mousepad, reminding you everyday of your accomplishment.

Wiping Car Windows

Just because you have that diploma doesn't mean you have a real job. In the meantime, cleaning car windows for strangers might be a great way to provide much needed income to pay your mounting student loans.

Beer Cozy

Beer or soda getting warm too quickly? Never again with this innovative beer cozy made from your college diploma. Here's to unfrostbitten palms.

Bookcover

Books are expensive. Almost as expensive as a college education. Kill two birds with one stone by covering your favorite read with the cumulative result of your hated reads.

Bouquet Wrap

If you are a guy and still happen to have a girlfriend being an unemployed graduate, congratulations! However, might I recommend a nice bouquet to keep your significant other in the picture. Save money by picking some flowers from your parents' yard and wrapping it yourself with the trusty diploma.

Bookmark

If you happen to still have the audacity to read a book after college graduation, keep the good times rolling with this useful bookmark made out of your diploma. Here is a word of advice: Lindsey Pollak's Getting from College to Career is as useful getting you a job as a Jackson Pollock painting. Not very much.

Wristband

Wearing your diploma on your sleeve has never been easier with the fashionable and absorbent wristband created from that valuable sheepskin. Don't worry, not one sheep was harmed for this purpose!

Hand Fan

Keep cool in those summer months following graduation with this cute little hand fan. High honors isn't going to pay for your air conditioning!

Money Clip

If you still have money after paying off your student loans, hold those bills the right way with this practical and flattering money clip. Guaranteed to make other wallets jealous!

Pencil Cup

Pencils and pens should reside within a pencil cup. Think about all of the writing utensils you used during your college years. Now your diploma comes full circle and serves this useful purpose!

Laptop Skin

Protecting your new laptop from inadvertent scratches are as easy as using your college diploma as a stylish and sturdy skin. Spend less time worrying about damaging the shinny shell of the expensive computer and more time sending out resumes online that will never get you a job interview ever.

The Bib

Don't let a dinner feast be the end of your favorite shirt. Protect it from stains by fashioning this handsome bib made from your college diploma. Enduring four years of late-night discount pizzas hitting your clothing has finally paid off!

Snowflake

Christmas comes early this year! Fold and cut your college diploma to create a totally new decoration that you can proudly display on the Christmas tree or Hanukkah bush. Guaranteed to bring a little bit of the winter wonderland to your home throughout the year.

Paper Airplane

Folding paper airplanes is considered a rite of passage for all school children. Let the fun continue after your college years by folding an awesome flying classic out of that college diploma. The solid paper stock will ensure hours of high flying enjoyment!

Cigarette Paper

Connoisseurs of tobacco often roll their own cigarettes with pricey paper. Not only is using the diploma a cost-effective alternative, the distinct taste of the paper is a nice compliment to any tobacco. Enjoy!

Cellphone Holder

Why not recycle your sturdy diploma and create this handsome holder to display your equally essential and expensive cellular phone? How to pay your IPhone bill without financial aid is still quite a mystery.

Toilet Paper

Nowadays college diplomas are as valued as... toilet paper. Not only is it printed on solid paper stock, but rather absorbent! Or exorbitant? Let your fanny decide.